Monday, December 11, 2006

We are legitimized!

Roller Derby is officially legitimized! As fans of the Big Easy Rollergirls and other ass-kicking roller derby leagues, you have known all along the sheer power and indomitability of rollergirls. But now, the world is privy to our energy, athleticism and sheer audacious awesomeness. Because now…. we are on fabric!



Just today, this roller gal opened up her P.O. Box to find a package from her mother. Mind you, this is the same mother, who routinely sends me books on belly dancing or yoga with notes attached “an exercise that doesn’t leave bruises or scrapes.” It’s her subtle attempt to sway me from the finest sport ever invented! But after her recent visit, even she was lured by the passion and resolve of roller derby. So much in fact, that she made me a pillowcase out of this fine roller derby fabric.

Bask in the beauty of this masterpiece.

Enjoy! And live with the knowledge, that you, our dear fans, are ahead of your time!

We will see you this Saturday at the bout!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want someone to make me a derby purse, please.

Anonymous said...

WHERE DO WE GET THE FABRIC, I want to purchase some...

sonny said...
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sonny said...

I would love to purchase some roller durby fabric? michael miller comic book/roller rumble.Pretty Please!! I need 4 yard to make a quilt. you can e=mail me thebestkathy@juno.com Thank you.

mothers worry said...

I Really Really like that fabric. Where can I buy it and do you know the mfg?