Roller Derby is officially legitimized! As fans of the Big Easy Rollergirls and other ass-kicking roller derby leagues, you have known all along the sheer power and indomitability of rollergirls. But now, the world is privy to our energy, athleticism and sheer audacious awesomeness. Because now…. we are on fabric!
Just today, this roller gal opened up her P.O. Box to find a package from her mother. Mind you, this is the same mother, who routinely sends me books on belly dancing or yoga with notes attached “an exercise that doesn’t leave bruises or scrapes.” It’s her subtle attempt to sway me from the finest sport ever invented! But after her recent visit, even she was lured by the passion and resolve of roller derby. So much in fact, that she made me a pillowcase out of this fine roller derby fabric.
Bask in the beauty of this masterpiece.
Enjoy! And live with the knowledge, that you, our dear fans, are ahead of your time!
We will see you this Saturday at the bout!