Favorite Moments of the November Bout

Diamond Grrrrl: My fave moment, as a non-ref for this bout, was when the girls entered and Snatch threw out her t-shirts that said, “I heart Snatch” One missed the audience and people literally started clamoring for them like they were made of gold. I actually had to throw the stray one and the audience dove for it. It was a hot moment. I think you actually had to be there. And some of you were!








Crusty McKnuckle: Favorite moment at the after party was to look to the stage to surprisingly see Cherry, Blonde, Mascara, Baby Cakes & CHEAP THR!LL singing on stage with Rockin’ Dopsie Jr. CLASSIC!!!











Victoria von Doom: My favorite moment of the bout was in the bathroom at half time. Wit and I headed to the public restroom because (I can’t speak for Wit, but…) I’m a princess and I couldn’t wait for the portalette. While trying to unpin various costumes parts, a little girl approached us and said, “Y’all are really good” in the cute manner that only kids have. I remember being that little girls years ago (except I was at the theater and not the roller derby) and something about that makes me happy and nostalgic.
Also, getting to Rock n Bowl and realizing that we finished breaking down Mardi Gras World so much quicker than before.
And one more, just 3 words: Sophie, Cheap, Shotgun.










Little Miss Ruffit: I got a kick out of seeing my daughter Cassidy’s friend, Jesse collecting hugs from several rollergirls after the bout. He was in heaven!















Sophie Nuke ‘Em: Favorite part of the bout – Babycakes and I were both in the penalty box, and she jokingly hit me with her shoulder, and I gave her a little hug. It was a good reminder that even though the league is split into two teams, and we play really hard against each other, we’re still one league, and I like everyone in it.
My favorite part of the post-bout-shotgunning beer with Cheap and how excited Mace and I were at the prospect of drinking Irish car bombs.








Countess: I love the way the volunteers are so hard working, especially at the post-bout clean up. After each bout, they immediately started breaking down the track, chairs, etc. The people in those yellow shirts are everywhere, pulling tape, bringing over a trash can, carrying heavy tables, picking up the nasty left-over beer soaked trash, and always cheerful, always excited about the skaters! I especially have to mention two young men (not more than 10 or 11) who were attacking the tape, without any adult direction (or nagging) and they were doing a great job of it!






CHEAP THR!LL: I think my favorite moment during the bout was the one when I heard the announcer say that the Legion of Zoom jammer (not sure which one) was passing Axles of Evil left and right but, “Can she get past CHEAP THR!LL?” I heard him say that and somehow found it in me to sprint up and slam into her. I think I knocked more people to the ground this month than during either previous bout! Especially during the last jam when it was apparent that we wouldn’t win. Maybe it was the heat of the moment, but during the last jam it felt like every time the jammer came around I took her out! Maybe it’s just delusions of grandeur… either way, it felt good!

Scabby trying to get past CHEAP



Kelkat: My favorite moment was briefly looking over to where my family was sitting to see my son, Riley cheering for me. It was his first bout and he really got into it.






Shay-Bay: I can think of many inappropriate posts, but I would have to say maybe a guy (one of Mace’s friends) came up to me, with Mace, of course, and said he was my new fan. He was shy. It was cute. He gave me a handshake. I told him that maybe next bout, I’ll look for him and send a rollergirl from the other team into his lap to meet. I am now somebody!
I also heard the announcer say, “What? She got past the wall of Shay-Bay?” At that moment, I found my feet and took off like lightening towards the jammer and knocked her. The reply in my head was, “No, she’s not getting past me!”
Another great moment was playing trivial pursuit with people at Pal’s.

The wall of Shay-Bay








SmasHer: My favorite moment of the bout was putting on skates for the first time since August. September bout, I was still in a leg brace and hobbled out on the rink. October bout, I walked on the rink. November bout, I actually got to skate my introduction lap. It was only one lap, but it was a start! I hope to be out playing on the rink soon.













Marquee de Squad: My favorite moment – looking at Cherry Pi in the last or second-to-last jam- and she is a front blocker—and she is totally laughing and grinning like a little kid. She seemed to be having a blast! I was laughing myself… and she was taunting the pivot, welcoming the opposing player to “bring it.” It was priceless. Above all else, I remember, and am still in the throes of my overwhelming pride for my team. The game played perfectly as if it came straight from my most optimistic ideas. I am the luckiest captain alive!

The one and only "Taunter" Cherry Pi







Mace m Dixon: The memory of me sliding under the float will stay with me from now on, and creeping out from under there to keep going was a little personal feat of my own. I’d like to see anyone else take about 6 consecutive clear open hits from CHEAP, Snatch, Kelkat and keep coming back for more even if I wearily crawled to my skates at the end.
My additional favorite moments also included: Clapping when the new lights and light covers were lit up Saturday morning during set-up. Almost a complete track, yes!
Playing makeup before bout time in the dressing room and gasping at Scabby’s grand entrance in her sparkly special outfit.
Diamond Grrrl yelling “derby girl comin’ through!” as she escorted me through Juan’s line to the dressing room at half-time, what a way to run things!
Having my little rally of friends and family come up after the game after I was just beat down in the last jam, and realizing it was all worth it!
Gabbing in the bathroom at Rock ‘n Bowl while the 80’s class reunion people stared in amazement, dishing with DBC on tops and things and her calling me ‘Mama’ every once in awhile, air hockey, Irish car bombs, and talking into the wee hours at Pal’s and thinking about how I was missing Mod Party with maSCARa in the late-late crew at Circle Bar.

Mace & DBC


Scabby in all her fabulousness






Power Snatch jr: My favorite part was seeing so much improvement in so many skaters on both teams and thinking about how great it will be to surprise Sin City with some killer jammers, blockers and hitters. This league really has amazing talent all over the place, and the costumes were just fabulous! And yes, I am in awe of Von Doom’s rear!
My other favorite is that Vandal got to be a pirate…finally!

ARGH!!!




Cherry Pi: A couple of moments I remember from after the bout: I really enjoyed playing air hockey at Pal’s against CHEAP. She is a dangerous opponent. I suggest wearing a mouthguard when playing her.
I also introduced some guy to Beatrix telling her that he wants to be a ref, when really, he just came up to me, pointed at Beatrix and said, “I wanna meet that ref.” I happily obliged. Beatrix started telling him about ref preparation.




Cherry Pi keeping it low





Trixie la Femme: After the bout three little boys came up to me and asked if they could take a picture... WITH ME! I happily did so. One of the moms came up to me and said, "My son has his FIRST CRUSH on you!" She was so proud her little boy was growing up. And I said I was proud cuz I finally get to be somebody's first crush!



Trixie and her legion of fans!

HOLIDAY DECOR AND TOY DRIVE

The Big Easy Rollergirls are teaming up with The Arabi Wrecking Krewe and Common Ground to provide holiday decorations and toys for local families affected by Hurricane Katrina.

The water lines across the Parishes of Louisiana did more than destroy the physicality of homes and businesses. The hurricane washed away memories, and sometimes generations of life history. These memories tenderly stored in the back of closets, attics and upper shelves became refuse. It’s a difficult future when your mementos turn to mold.

Unfortunately, it wasn’t just the water and wind that played executioner to keepsakes. In a recent letter to the Times Picayune editor, a woman wrote about her family coming back to her rental home only to find all of their belongings on the street and rummaged though. She heartbreakingly wrote about how her Grandmother’s china would sit on someone else’s table, and whoever placed her ceramic angel on their mantel would never know realize its significance.

For many, the holidays are a time of ritual and remembrance. Our goal is to give families new memories, so in 25 years when they open up their holiday storage boxes they can tell their children (or grandchildren) the story on how New Orleans gave back to them after the worst natural disaster in the United States. How out of the flood waters came hope.

The Arabi Wrecking Krewe’s goal is to bring our musicians and our music back home. They have assisted thousands of local musicians, their families and extended families. They have gutted, cleared and repaired numerous homes free of charge. To better understand the unselfish commitment of these volunteers, listen to Brian Denzer from WTUL’s Community Gumbo give an interview with the krewe. If this won’t help you understand the depth of their commitment and the positive impact they have had on the community, nothing else will.
Community Gumbo Interview

For more information on AWK visit
The Arabi Wrecking Krewe


Common Ground provides short-term relief for victims of hurricane disasters in the Gulf Coast region, and long-term support in rebuilding the community affected in the New Orleans area. They are collecting toys to give to deserving children this holiday season. Please give a child an opportunity once this year to wake up to an optimistic future. For more information visit

Common Ground

Santa’s Quarters in the French Quarter is offering a special discount to people who donate to The Holiday Décor & Toy Drive. Not only do you get 15% off any item you buy in the store to donate, but 15% off your entire purchase! Please take advantage of their incredible generosity. You can also drop off any ornaments or toys at that location. They have an incredible selection of artificial Christmas trees, lights, ornaments, nativity scenes and much more. Come visit the husband and wife team who have been part of our local landscape for over thirty years.

1025 Decatur Street. Daily from 10-6
Santa’s Quarters


You can also drop off decorations and unwrapped toys at the following business locations

Tommy Crane Group, Realtors
3702 Bienville St
Monday-Friday from 8:30 to 5:00
Tommy Crane Group


Vespa of New Orleans
901 Julia Street
Tuesday to Friday from 10-6
Saturday 10-5
Vespa New Orleans


To mail tax-deductible contributions, please send them to
Big Easy Rollergirls
P.O. Box 19751
New Orleans, LA 70179
Please make your checks out to Arabi Wrecking Krewe or Common Ground (or both)! In the memo please write, “Holiday Décor and Toy Drive” or HDTD. Please get them to us by Friday, December 15th so we can get them to the families.


Flattery sits in the parlor, when plain-dealing is kicked out of doors.

Now is everyone’s chance to bask in the parlor of well-wishes from The Big Easy Rollergirls. For some finespun flummery visit them and their golden tongues when they are guest flatterers December 3rd and 10th for Festivus. This holiday market for locals features over 40 regional artists, live music, food, Office of Homeland Serenity Massage, Flattery Booth and a re-gifting station. Buy local! Aside from handing out compliments, the rollergirls will be collecting decoration and toys at that time. For even more adulation and panegyrizing, donate! Festivus is located on 700 Magazine (corner of Gird) from 12-4. For more information visit
Festivus

Catch Crusty McKnuckle, Little Miss Ruffit, CHEAP THR!LL, Trixie la Femme & KelKat this Sunday, December 3rd from 12-4

Return on Sunday, December 10th from 12-2 for Trixie la Femme, SmasHer, Diamond Grrrl & Little Miss Ruffit. Come back and enjoy the second shift from 2-4 with Mace m Dixon, Jaws & Lit Dan.


Of course, The Big Easy Rollergirls will have a bin set up for donations at their next bout, Saturday, December 16th at Mardi Gras World. Give a donation and get a free drink ticket. Buy your tickets now at
Rollergirl Tickets

Please support your community by buying from local businesses and artisans. For more information on local businesses, check out Buy Local at
Buy Local

And of course, you can always buy local from The Big Easy Rollergirls. Why not give the one you love a BERG t-shirt, keychain or koozie? Check out our other fabulous merchandise at
BERG Merch

Please contact Sally Asher: sallyasher727@yahoo.com or
Christy Wood : crustymcknuckle@gmail.com for more information.

P.S. While we are re-tooling our gallery page, please check out our photographer, Scott Stuntz’s page for images from our bouts.
Muttshotz

BECOME A BIG EASY ROLLERGIRL REF

Do you have what it takes to keep the Big Easy Rollergirls on the on the straight and narrow?



We are currently recruiting referees for the Big Easy Rollergirls. All of the action and none of the pain (well, that’s not entirely true).

An information seminar is being held Wednesday, November 29th at 6PM at the Starbucks at Magazine and Washington.

You must be able to:

Make a commitment to be at weekly scrimmages (currently held 3 Tuesdays a month from 6:30-8:30PM and 1 Saturday morning from 8:00AM-10:00Am at Westbank Skate County in Terrytown. This is subject to change).

Have eagle-eyes, booming voices, thick skin and basic skating skills.

Any skating refs must have their own gear: skates, helmet, elbow and knee pads, wrist guards and a mouth guard.

You must pay USARS membership prior to getting on the rink. USARS cost $35 a year, which runs from September to September and cost $35.

There are also non-skating positions involved as a scorekeeper. You must have a keen mind, loud voice and basic math skills (no counting on the fingers).

All refs are also required to have their own ref uniform. We stick to a black and white vertical stripe theme, but refs embellish according to their own tastes. Check out the “Meet the Derby Girls” section of the message boards for photos of our fabulous refs!

If you need any more incentive, check out what our celebrated refs have to say.


ANTi Em

Starting as a ref for the league has been a pretty good way to ease into roller derby without getting too overwhelmed. We've been able to get a feel for how the game operates and I know for me it has given me time to get more comfortable on my skates before I get out on the track. Being jammer ref is a lot harder than it looks. You've got to keep your eye on your jammer at all times, while constantly avoiding falling
skaters and dodging the penalty refs as you pass. I can remember a few
instances during the September bout when I my jammer was ten feet ahead of
me on the track, one of the penalty refs was right in front of me trying to avoid a pile-up, and a falling skater was clawing at my back to stay on her feet. Things get really tight when the two jammers are neck and neck and the two jammer refs are competing for limited infield space to keep up. When I started I never thought it could be so difficult to keep track of just one skater.

Reffing takes a thick skin and a good sense of humor - skaters can get pretty riled up during bouts and scrimmages and the refs have to keep their cool. The skaters are the game but the refs have to make sure the game goes on with as few hitches as possible. That is by no means an easy job. They have to be in constant communication, always have their eyes on the game, and make a lot of split-second decisions - all while the music is blasting and the crowd is screaming. It's doing your best to make order out of chaos. In a lot of ways the refs are their own separate team (Go Team Zebra?), they just play a different side of the track.

It will be strange to transition from being a ref to being a skater. But I'm looking forward to getting on the track and kicking some derby butt in a few months. Hopefully all the things I've learned on the ref side of the track will help me play better and stay out of the penalty box.





Beatrix sKiddo

The fastest way to learn anything is to practically be thrown into it without a moment’s notice. The first practice I ever showed up to for information, I didn't know rule one and I was blowing whistles and manning stopwatches. I even got yelled at for not doing it right. From there it was stat tracking to skating and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it. I certainly think my stint as a ref will make me a better derby girl one day. I’d say the most important element to refereeing these girls is tough skin. It’s nothing personal and I won’t remember what calls I made from one day to the next, but you better be certain, these girls will always remember that elbow that they didn’t throw that you said they did!





Diamond Grrl

I do it for the new craft horizons provided by each bout.
I do it for the fun and wacky photo-ops.
I do it for the glamour.

But seriously, I love to be one of the fun police. I get to be a part of this wonderful sport that kicks ass and takes names, and makes the men weak in the knees & all swoony over the strong women who perform at the height of their athletic abilities one Saturday a month. Ii do it to spread the word that we can have fun in post-Katrina New Orleans. I do it to inspire others to create something big from a simple idea. I do it because I love to roller skate, it makes me think about the smooth concrete of the park on L.I. where my grandpa used to take my sister and me after much prodding and we'd race around the rink and it was one of the single biggest thrills of my childhood. And I think that the rollergirls (and the refs) inspire a new generation of girls and boys to lace up some skates and get rolling.




Lionel Hurtz

1. THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE!!!

2. My skating skills have gotten much better.
3. Being around and working with so many committed athletes in a league built from the ground up is thrilling.
4. Although we don't like being the target of ire and resentment, it is definitely not a thankless job because many of the skaters regularly show appreciation for our efforts.
5. Roller Derby is fun. I have fun, I watch others have fun bouting, I watch spectators have fun spectat-ing, and I watch other refs have fun.
6. No more Tuesdays on the couch with a bucket of chicken.
7. I now have something to fall back on if the "law talkin' guy" thing doesn't work out in the long run.
8. Free admission to Mardi Gras world once a month when family and friends can join to take pictures around the floats, float decorations, and a fantastic: eight-wheeled, shoulder flying, pack weaving, point scoring, rollicking good time!
9. It is always great to be a part of anything that is a roaring success. The league is doing quite well and I am happy to be part of the "tweaking" process through these first few bouts to help make our reff’ing increase in quality thereby making each bout better and better (I hope.)
10. I get to read the “girl’s only” message board.

One dislike:

"You need glasses." Also known as the occasional insinuation that our errors are for lack of knowledge of the rules or intentional somehow. We know the rules and their application. We are having a hard time getting them applied perfectly during the action but it is with certainty that we are trying our hardest just as all the skaters are to avoid obvious penalties.





Mel Feasance


For the glory. Wait, no, there isn't any. Because I love it when women are pissed off at me, and annoying one wife just isn't enough sometimes? Besides Little League (where you might be beaten to death by a parent), where else can a guy wear black & white striped shirt made entirely out of rayon? I'm getting old, am out of shape, and like feeling like I was hit by a truck only a third of the way into skills & drills practice? It must be for the glory, after all. That and the skating. And because Scabigail put me in a headlock and Illegally Blonde started kicking me in the shins and they wouldn't stop until I said I would at least try it.
I just started so it is premature to offer any insights. My biggest challenge so far is just to try learn quickly enough to be useful and otherwise not be in the way.


And don’t forget, the Big Easy Refs get to hang out at the best after parties with the coolest people!













For more information, email our lovely ref coordinator Bruise Springsteen
bruisespringsteen@bigeasyrollergirls.com

WHY FANS LOVE DERBY

Woman Power!


PBR



Bruise Springsteen!




Pure Addictive Fun!


Hot chicks in skates!


I love to watch rollergirls switch panties


It makes me cry!


Watching everyone's hard work pay off... and fast women in skates.