2008 FLEUR DE WHEELIE AWARDSThank you so much to everyone who came out, June 15th
Southport Hall to celebrate the end of our second season, and our Fleur de Wheelie Awards.
Hosted by Nutty McGillicutty and The Reverend Psych Ward, the party kicked off at 6PM. With appearances by
Red Stick Roller Derby,
New Orleans Blaze, and
Houma Roller Derby!
Red Stick Roller DerbyDan and some of Houma Roller DerbyMr. & Mrs. RebelleSkate Cake by JambotGal & LocoLuvinbloodThe Reverend & NuttyTom & JawsThere was karaoke, drinking, dancing… and awards.
Some of our multi-talented rollergirls...
DebVargasLacyLuna's son immortalizing Baby's Got BackSkaters as backup dancers for Jambot's version of Mr. RobotoIvyDeuceQueen & IbeatyaChessBeatrix belts one outNuttySome of our award winners.
DumaineLunaAsianBlazeTrixie Minx and Lou for The MusesTrix & SquirtTroubleVandalJetMadamThe Undefeated ChampionsMacGyverMILFLacyCrustyAn Award Winning FamilyBeatrixSam RiceScott StuntzShayWayneWhoreWitThe ZydepunksThe Calendar Award WinnersBeAtchThe PunchesCHEAPSlaughterSleasyTrix & MarqueeSmasHerSquirtChessFAN AWARDSThe Apple Pie Award: Rollergirl you most want to take home to your mother: WIT VICIOUS
Dark Alley Award: Most Intimidating Rollergirl: JULIE JAWBREAKER
The Crash-Zone Crush Award: Rollergirl you most want to land in your lap: SMASHER
The Dorothy Parker is a Liar Award: Favorite Four-Eyed Rollergirl: TRIXIE LA FEMME
Nom de Pummel: Rollergirl who most lives up to her name: F.N. TROUBLE
Flair Award: Best Dressed Rollergirl: VANDAL O’RILEY
Furnished Flesh Award: Favorite Tattooed Rollergirl: F.N. TROUBLE
After School Special Award: Favorite Rollergirl Mom: MILF DUDS
ER Award: Rollergirl most likely to put you on a gurney: CHEAP THR!LL
Sonic Boom Award: Speediest Rollergirl: SQUIRTALICIOUS
Under the Radar Award: Most Underrated Rollergirl: BEATRIX SKIDDO
Purple Heart Award: Favorite Injured Rollergirl: JET LISA
Chief of Skate: Rollergirl most likely to be President of the United States: SMASHER
Never Ending Month: Favorite Calendar Month of 2006-2007: AUGUST, 2008-FEMA TRAILER
Tanned Zebra Award: Favorite Ref you love to hate: HENRY ROLL-INS
Fun Police Award: Cleverest Persona in all of refdom: WHORE T. CULTURE
Amped-Up Award: Favorite Half-time Band: THE ZYDEPUNKS
The People’s Champion Award: Favorite Team: THE CONFEDERACY OF PUNCHES
Golden Mic Award: Favorite Announcer: THE REVEREND PSYCH WARD
TEAM AWARDSConfederacy of Punches:
Blocker of the Year Award: Big Sleasy
Pivot of the Year Award: CHEAP THR!LL
Jammer of the Year Award: Blaze Scarr
Cardiac Muscle of the Year Award: The Heart of the Team: Big Sleasy
MVP of the Year Award: Big Sleasy
Crescent Wenches:
Blocker of the Year Award: Julie Jawbreaker & lacy underalls
Pivot of the Year Award: Louise ze Animal
Jammer of the Year Award: Wit Vicious
Cardiac Muscle of the Year Award: The Heart of the Team: Ponchartrain BeAtch
MVP of the Year Award: Julie Jawbreaker, lacy underalls, Ponchartrain BeAtch
Marigny Antionettes:
Blocker of the Year Award: Ibeatya Amber
Pivot of the Year Award: Balls-Out Betty
Jammer of the Year Award: Trixie la Femme
Cardiac Muscle of the Year Award: The Heart of the Team: Power Snatch
MVP of the Year Award: F.N. Trouble
StoryVillians:
Blocker of the Year Award: AnnihilAsian
Pivot of the Year Award: Shay-Bay
Jammer of the Year Award: Squirtalicious
Cardiac Muscle of the Year Award: The Heart of the Team: Marquee de Squad
MVP of the Year Award: Squirtalicious
STATS AWARDSHell's Angel - Most Overall Penalties: Balls-Out Betty 14.4
Heaven's Angel - Least Overall Penalties: The House Madam 1
One Night Stand Award - Highest Scorer in a Single Bout: F.N. Trouble 58 Points
Bench Warmer Award - Most Penalties in a Single Bout - Balls-Out Betty 23 penalties
Sweet Spot Awards - Most Overall Points: F.N. Trouble 36.8 points
Smack Down Award - Most Points Scored in a Jam: Marquee De Squad 15 points
HONORARY AWARDSMagazine of the Year : AntiGravity
Charity of the Year: City Park
Photographer of the Year: Scott Stuntz
DJ of the Year: Bob French of WWOZ
Volunteer of the Year: Sam Rice
Roadie of the Year: Wayne Tullier
Rollerkids of the Year: Cyndle Valdivia, Heather Valdivia, Cassidy Shea
Honorary Big Easy Rollergirl: Trixie Minx of Fleur de Tease Burlesque
Honorary Big Easy Rollergirl: Krewe of Muses
LEAGUE AWARDS Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap Award: Best Trash Talker: ANNIHILASIAN
Shiver & Shake Award: Most Feared: JULIE JAWBREAKER
Florence Nightingale Award: Most Charitable: CRUSTY MCKNUCKLE
The Perseverance Award: Rollergirl who never gives up: CHESSTOSTERONE
Rah-Rah Award: Best Team Spirit: BIG SLEASY
James Brown Award: Hardest Workin’ Girl in Roller Derby: SMASHER
Bootyvicious: Best Booty Blocker: PONCHARTRAIN BEATCH
Golden Whistle Award: Ref you don’t mind sending you to the penalty box: LUNA SKATEGOOD
Comeback Kid: Rollergirl coming back from an injury: COALMINER’S SLAUGHTER
Over the shoulder Award: Rollergirl you will be looking out for next year: DUMAINE ATTRACTION
Derby Widow Award: Best Derby Partner: MACGYVER AKA MR. HOUSE MADAM
Rocky Award: Hardest Hitter: LACY UNDERALLS
Blocker of the Year Award: IBEATYA AMBER
Pivot of the Year Award: SHAY-BAY
Jammer of the Year Award: SQUIRTALICIOUS
Rookie of the Year Award: F.N. TROUBLE
Walt Whitman; O’Captain, My Captain Award: Favorite Captain: PONCHARTRAIN BEATCH
MIP Award: Most Improved Player: MILF DUDS
MVP Award: Most Valuable Player: SQUIRTALICIOUS & TRIXIE LA FEMME
Ms. BERG: Rollergirl who most personifies BERG: MARQUEE DE SQUAD & TRIXIE LA FEMME
Special thanks to
Scott Stuntz for the photography and Jack Miele of
Fudge Recording Studio for the sound.
THANKS FOR A GREAT SEASON!